Nico: Turkey, time out! You need a time out!
Mama: Why does Turkey need a time out, Nico?
Nico: Turkey hit Baby.
Mama: Oh, wow. No hitting, Turkey! Hitting hurts.
Nico: That's NOT OKAY, Turkey! [Phrase used at school]
Mama: You're right, Nico. Hitting is not okay.
Nico: Look at my eyes, Turkey! [adapted from Mama's "Look me in the eyes, Nico."]
Mama: Is Turkey sorry, Nico? Should he give Baby a hug?
Nico: Come here, Turkey.
Nico, putting Turkey and Baby together on the couch: Sorry, Baby. You okay, Baby?
I'm not kidding. I laughed for a good hour over this exchange.
Oh, and, yes, that's a turkey hat, in case you were wondering. It's our beloved chicken hat's new sibling.
4 comments:
OMG! Hysterical!
I'm glad you mentioned that this was a turkey hat, because the entire time I was thinking "That is the saddest stuffed turkey I've ever seen. She should take it easy on him."
But isn't it a great hat? I liked your idea of wearing chicken hats to Neal's party. I just couldn't find enough for cheap. ;-)
LOL, I love it! I recognize the "hitting hurts" phrase too... :) Iz totally puts her dolls/animals in timeout and says "That's unasseptable" to them...ugh, makes me realize I need to use better wording with her.
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